Tuesday 26 March 2013

Captain Mattys Barefoot tour!

So today we all had to get up at 7 after having a very hard session the night before and getting in at 4am!! After a quick TC (tactical chunder) by me the ginger one we all headed onto the bus.

Still drunk we bantered with our tour guide Captain Matty who was an absolute Hun. I then chundered out of the window the whole way there managing to chunder on Bethan and Hannah (technically that was the winds fault) and all over Captain Mattys face on the outside of the bus and bruising my face by squishing my head out of the window!

So after all of that drama, we started the journey through the Atherton Tabelands Rainforest and dodging the PSYCHO KILLER DEATH COWS (private Australian joke ... Weirdos)!

First stop was a MASSIVE lake made by a volcano crater! Hannah and I couldn't wait to jump in so it would sort our hangover out! Unfortunately Kate and Bethan didn't want to get in and went for a sunbathe, but Captain Matty wasn't having any of this and full on dunked/body slammed Bethan and Kate in the water fully clothed!! You did get the feeling a crocodile was going yo swim up behind you tho!! After some fruit and muffins we headed off to another location, Mila Mila waterfall!

Mila mila means water water in aborigine and was also where Peter Andre apparently filmed the video for Mysterious Girl and where they film the herbal essence adverts! So after flicking our hair for a few piccies (bar Kate!!) .. Very cringey btw we all swam behind the waterfall which was awesome!! Kate again had no choice to whether she was getting in or not!

Still feeling hanging we were glad to head for some well deserved food! As I was moaning all day about being hanging and chundering all over the bus, CaptainMatty thought it would be a fab idea to make me do a shot of tequila which I happily accepted and downed like a true Welshman!!

After all that per lava we all headed to Josephine falls and got to slide down a naturally made slide! This was the best bit of the day but again didn't go without incident! Kate whacked her elbow and had a bruise while Bethan had to be rescued by a random Australian as she got stuck at the side of the waterfall! The Current was soooo strong!! So after a few slides we headed for some afternoon tea of tea, hot chocolate, Tim tams (omg delicious) and biscuits!

After a tough day of spewing and swimming we all headed back onto the coach and slept all the way home!!

We all had a fab day and are just counting down the days til the skydive :s wish us luck!!!































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